Angry Gran
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📖 About Angry Gran
Grab a hammer and take to the streets as a furious granny, smashing everything in sight while collecting cash to keep the rampage going.
Angry Gran is a chaotic side-scrolling arcade game where you control a furious elderly woman armed with a giant hammer and a serious grudge against the neighborhood . Unlike a traditional runner where you jump and dodge, Granny doesn't run, jump, or dodge—she simply walks forward and smashes whatever gets in her way, from park benches and cardboard boxes to unsuspecting pedestrians .
The core loop is about destruction and momentum. Each swing of your hammer earns points and coins, but you need to reach specific cash checkpoints before Granny's energy runs out . Hitting the police is a bad idea—it gets Granny temporarily restrained in a straitjacket, halting your progress . Between runs, you can spend your hard-earned coins on stat upgrades (like strength and recovery), new weapons (ranging from a rubber chicken to a lightsaber), and boosters to push further on your next attempt . It's a simple, satisfying, and delightfully absurd stress-reliever.
The core loop is about destruction and momentum. Each swing of your hammer earns points and coins, but you need to reach specific cash checkpoints before Granny's energy runs out . Hitting the police is a bad idea—it gets Granny temporarily restrained in a straitjacket, halting your progress . Between runs, you can spend your hard-earned coins on stat upgrades (like strength and recovery), new weapons (ranging from a rubber chicken to a lightsaber), and boosters to push further on your next attempt . It's a simple, satisfying, and delightfully absurd stress-reliever.
🎮 How to Play
Swing Weapon: Click the left mouse button (desktop) or tap the screen (mobile) to swing Granny's hammer or current weapon .
Charged Attack: Press and hold the left mouse button (or press and hold the screen on mobile) to charge up a more powerful swing, then release to strike .
Avoid Police: Do not hit police officers. Doing so will get Granny put in a straitjacket and temporarily stop your run .
Reach Checkpoints: Keep smashing objects and pedestrians to collect enough cash to reach the checkpoint before Granny's energy bar depletes. If you fail to reach the target amount, the run ends .
Upgrade Between Runs: After each run, use the coins you collected to buy upgrades (strength, recovery), new weapons, or boosters to help you travel further next time
Charged Attack: Press and hold the left mouse button (or press and hold the screen on mobile) to charge up a more powerful swing, then release to strike .
Avoid Police: Do not hit police officers. Doing so will get Granny put in a straitjacket and temporarily stop your run .
Reach Checkpoints: Keep smashing objects and pedestrians to collect enough cash to reach the checkpoint before Granny's energy bar depletes. If you fail to reach the target amount, the run ends .
Upgrade Between Runs: After each run, use the coins you collected to buy upgrades (strength, recovery), new weapons, or boosters to help you travel further next time
